Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Drive the Float Gently and Watch the Knee


DEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCE.

Number twenty-six will be Grand Marshall of Zulu.

YES.

20 comments:

ashley said...

I like this. Solidarity. And yeah, watch that knee.

Big__Shot said...

I just hope he lays off the coconut milk. Stay lean, Deuce. Stay lean.

bigbrowneye said...

Check this unrelated link

pretty neat.

http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=182

With the money spent on the Iraq war we could have built over 1,000 homes, real homes, in New Orleans.

Anonymous said...

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Seymor D. Fair is blistered about Ruth's

Anonymous said...

when will you learn mr. clio...you are a silly stain fan fo' sure!

Anonymous said...

how many chuck noris’ does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE!.. chuck norris has night vision

chuck norris said...

Once my wife burned the turkey on thanksgiving, I told her not to worry, I went in the backyard, and came back five minutes later with a turkey. I then ate it whole, and then threw it up a few seconds later fully cooked with cranberry sauce. When my wife asked me how I had done it I gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said “Never question chuck norris”

fear said...

If you can see Chuck Norris, remember, he can see you

…BUT IF YOU CAN’T, YOU MAY BE ONLY SECONDS AWAY FROM DEATH!

Last fact said...

Chuck Norris once stumbled upon a website with random facts about himself. Although he was flattered, he sent an email to each person who submitted an untrue fact. Upon opening the email, a leather cowboy boot came through each computer screen and roundhouse kicked everyone within a 30 meter radius.

dillyberto said...

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

dillyberto said...

Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head

dillyberto said...

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

Project Bluebook said...

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

dillyberto said...

Chuck Norris has never won an Oscar for acting because he is not acting.

Roundhouse said...

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Fab yard said...

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Harry Clark said...

According to the Laws of Physics, it is impossible for Chuck Norris to build more muscle. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every law of physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. He now has the ability to will His muscles to any level of strength He desires at any given time.

dillyberto said...

Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.

dillyberto said...

Chuck Norris has never won an Oscar because HE IS NOT ACTING!

dillyberto said...

Chuck Norris once played golf with Tiger Woods but had difficulty roundhouse chipping Woods' head into the cup.