Thursday, March 30, 2006
Hey, St. Bernard! Did ya hear? The Wetlands Are Getting Bigger!
Bush's Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton says America has GAINED wetlands. Gosh, I feel so much better. First they fixed Iraq. Now they fixed the wetlands. "Mission Accomplished."
Go ahead, St. Bernardians! Start rebuilding! We've got the ALL CLEAR.
Well, the President has run up World Class Debt, but at least we got new wetlands and peace & democracy in the Middle East.
War is peace. Up is down. Red is blue.