Thursday, March 30, 2006

Hey, St. Bernard! Did ya hear? The Wetlands Are Getting Bigger!

Bush's Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton says America has GAINED wetlands. Gosh, I feel so much better. First they fixed Iraq. Now they fixed the wetlands. "Mission Accomplished."

Go ahead, St. Bernardians! Start rebuilding! We've got the ALL CLEAR.

Well, the President has run up World Class Debt, but at least we got new wetlands and peace & democracy in the Middle East.

War is peace. Up is down. Red is blue.


ashley said...


Marco said...

Did they fly the wetlands in from Guatemala?

Mr. Clio said...

Actually, they were outsourced to India, then Halliburton shipped them in.

JP said...

Well it says 1998-2004, but also "that's because the survey counted ponds and reservoirs as wetlands."

World class incompetence. State your "facts" but secretly change the calculation. Love it.

Thanks for posting, I hadn't seen this elsewhere.

Mr. Clio said...

I used to think it was incompetence. I don't think so anymore. It's willful.