Monday, August 28, 2006

I Have No Authority To Do This . . .

but I'm doing it anyway.

WHEREAS you say clownish things on a regular basis, and

WHEREAS you move forward with a lot of energy without actually getting things done or getting anywhere (remember the woob-woob-woob, run-in-place dance of Mr. Jerome Lester Horwitz), and

WHEREAS your head reminds us of the most follicularly-challenged member of the Three Stooges, and

WHEREAS you thanked President Bush the night you were re-elected, thereby confirming our worst nightmares about your being a stand-in for people who really don't care about the best things about New Orleans,

I hereby dub thee

MAYOR CURLY.

That is all.

3 comments:

Karen said...

Is Couhig Moe?

ashley said...

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Mr. Clio said...

Couhig is most certainly Moe, and you are brilliant for noticing.

Who's Larry? Virginia Boulet?

And yes, I voted for Larry.