Monday, August 28, 2006

I Have No Authority To Do This . . .

but I'm doing it anyway.

WHEREAS you say clownish things on a regular basis, and

WHEREAS you move forward with a lot of energy without actually getting things done or getting anywhere (remember the woob-woob-woob, run-in-place dance of Mr. Jerome Lester Horwitz), and

WHEREAS your head reminds us of the most follicularly-challenged member of the Three Stooges, and

WHEREAS you thanked President Bush the night you were re-elected, thereby confirming our worst nightmares about your being a stand-in for people who really don't care about the best things about New Orleans,

I hereby dub thee


That is all.


Karen said...

Is Couhig Moe?

ashley said...

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Mr. Clio said...

Couhig is most certainly Moe, and you are brilliant for noticing.

Who's Larry? Virginia Boulet?

And yes, I voted for Larry.