Tuesday, October 10, 2006
They'd be Amassing Outside the Copeland Estate
I read in National Geographic yesterday that there were 9 billion chickens harvested (?) in the United States last year, along with 250 million turkeys.
That's a lot of birds.
Imagine if they organized. There would be roughly 30 chickens and one turkey for each man, woman, and child in the United States. I guess the turkey would be the leader of each little bad-ass flock.
I'm not sure if I could take on 30 chickens alone, and I'm sure my youngest children couldn't.