Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Coca-Cola Might Have to Find a New Christmas Mascot

Polimom is on the story. I thought the Bushies said "An Inconvenient Truth" was fiction.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class

Frenchie said...

Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.

august moon said...

During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.