Friday, December 29, 2006

Dear Mr. Beck: I Don't Believe You

Actual quote from ICF's Douglas Beck's letter to the Times-Pic today:

"We are committed in this New Year to moving forward . . ."

Now do you see what I mean?

4 comments:

coachjoecullen said...

My favorite kind of moving forward is just before you get to the drive-thru window at Wendy's.

ashley said...

Email me that Venn, and I'll fix it up for you....

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Ashley said...

What the hell is myrrh?