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Matthew Webb was the first person to swim the English Channel. Chuck Norris was the first person to swim the Sea of Tranquility.
There once was a boy from Nantucket, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a waitress because his steak didn't have a beard.
If they keep doing the same thing over and over again, maybe it'll come out right one day.
I think they believe they're thinning the herd with their "incompetence." Bunch o' armchair engineer nazis, they are.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes to smell flowers, and by “smell” I mean “defecate” and by “flowers” I mean “on Meg Ryan”.
Chuck Norris needs to crap just like any other man. Except that when other men go to take a crap, at the end, the toilet isn't shattered into pieces, and it's not on fire.
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