Friday, January 18, 2008

I Need Help on This One

Hey, Angels and Saints and Bears Oh My, I'm gonna need help on this one. The Falcons, Panthers, and Bucs fans are gonna be all over us for this. It's not that I have a big problem with it--although it's a bit surreal. It's just . . . it's just . . . how will I respond to the inevitable abuse about the home of the Saints without getting into a fist fight?

Thanks for the tip, Suspect Device.

4 comments:

suspect device said...

We could recast the Vajfest as "A Tribute to the Mothers of Atlanta"

Leigh C. said...

Tell 'em steel ovaries will beat the hell out of some namby-pamby brass balls any day, any time. So there.

angels, saints, and bears oh my said...

The way that I see it, New Orleans needs all the pussy it can get. Especially the likes of which are on that list. I am sure it is no accident that Eve Ensler chose your city for this event so just pipe down and be grateful.
By the way, if you don't attend this event I am going to put that on the list of disappointments with the mancuts incident. Are you really the kind of guy (like the list of fans you mentioned) that is afraid of - rather than embracing of - a giant vag. Sack up!

Mr. Clio said...

Yo, trust me: I AM all sacked up. The point of the question was to get your take on how to respond appropriately, e.g. without a brawl AND without unwittingly submitting to an objectionable frame of reference and vocabulary.

I didn't realize you were keeping a list.

Oh, and BTW, Ms. ASBOM, the next time you accuse me of being afraid of anything other than my wife, I'll kick your butt. How's that for a sacked up brawl?