Monday, May 19, 2008

Mr. Clio's Test for Whether Or Not a Sporting Event Matters

Does it involve a team from within 100 miles of Jackson Square, or the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, or horses, or Wimbeldon, or the Hearts football club of Edinburgh, or the Cal Bears football team, or the World Cup football championship?

If yes, it matters.

If no, it does not matter.

Thank you. This has been Mr. Clio's Test for Whether Or Not a Sporting Event Matters.

Follow the direction suggested by this test, and your sporting life will be somewhat simplified.

22 comments:

saintseester said...

I'd like to sneak in here and add that any sporting event coached by a dad (or mom) that you love, matters.

angels, saints, and bears oh my said...

Though I would imagine that some portion of your readership is confused by parts of your criteria...I agree completely. You are indeed a wise man...and sometimes a wise ass.

LatinTeacher said...

How on earth did you forget Celtic - Rangers? And the Red Sox?!!

angels, saints, and bears oh my said...

He didn't forget.

84 Beer said...

I am going to Carolina to see if they have a spot for me.

berto said...

seriously, he is.

ULL said...

It's 144 miles from Jackson Square to 104 University Circle Lafayette, LA

Grambling said...

It's a heck of a lot further up past Ruston to us.

Vince Wonderlick Young said...

I don't do well on tests.

Penn Science Teachers said...

Hey, it's no wonder Latinteacher won't teach in Penn and works in NJ.

shriveled up said...

that link is about as relevant as new math.

Out by Sheik Mo's Palace said...

Okay, leave out the SOCKX.

but not camel racing, come on!

Dubai Bar Guide said...

1. The bowling alley
2. The guest house
3. The airport
4. Wiseman's open front bar

The Establishment said...

Hala wa marhaba to life in the Emirates

Stan Stopa said...

Audubon is not far at all from Ole Jack Square

Video Poker said...

Frankie's place isn't far from that either

45 Tchop

Taylor the new Kicker said...

Clio IV is all about me babeeee!!!!!!

Doc Kovach said...

Jersey numbers?

Good thing Glass Joe, Don Morgana didn't get mine!

Babe Laufenberg said...

I used to have that number 5 on the Saints

Reggie "I wanted to be 5" Bush said...

please block Heath from commenting....

Mr. Clio said...

Hey, LatinTeacher, you're not reading carefully. Follow my test and your life won't be so complicated . . .

LatinTeacher said...

Well, then, I simply have this to say - Roll WAVE!!!!!! Or else I am an idiot and don't understand your test. I need to get back to teaching and stop this whole staying home to raise a kid for five months thing.