Sunday, May 03, 2009

Two Saints Players Make Like Norman Robinson

So two benchwarming Saints players made like Norman Robinson last night by urinating publicly in an Elmwood apartment complex parking lot.

Lovely.

Not world class.

A few brief thoughts:
  • Let he among us who has not sinned thusly, cast the first stone.
  • I can almost guarantee that this kind of behavior was MORE common on Saints teams in the 60s and 70s, with players like Doug Atkins, Steve Stonebreaker, and Danny Abramowicz around.
  • I hope that the next time something like this happens in Orleans Parish, I don't read or hear comments about how trashy the city is. These two goofs marked their territory in Jefferson Parish this time. And you know it's going on in suburban Dallas and Houston and St. Louis and Miami.

1 comment:

D-BB said...

This is an outrage!

According to NIPU (National Institute of Public Urination), you are correct. NFL players from each team are arrested on average of 12 times per weekend for public urination.

You are also correct that it only takes place outside of the City of New Orleans (city limits) while this identical violation happens within city limits of other teams. This is because the Saint players are too frightened to be in New Orleans after dark.

Also, I wonder if Angela Hill ever gave a "lover" a golden shower.